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Titanic
Titanic. Ah, yes, the epic love story where a big boat gets in the way of true love (and also, you know, sinks). You know the drill: Leo’s got that wind-swept, dreamy-eyed thing down pat, Rose is wearing more hats than a millinery convention, and somehow, despite all the luxurious dining and Irish jigging, you just *know* it’s not going to end with a happy ever after cruise discount.
My main takeaway, besides the questionable historical accuracy of ‘Jump, I jump,’ is the sheer audacity of that door. Seriously, there was absolutely room for two. We’ve all seen bigger pool floats. But no, Jack had to be the ultimate gentleman, or perhaps just terrible at spatial reasoning under pressure. Still, it’s a spectacle, a tear-jerker, and a reminder that sometimes, even with all the budget in the world, you just can’t escape an iceberg… or Celine Dion.
The Movie That Forgot Its Name
Okay, so apparently I was asked to review ‘The Movie That Forgot Its Name.’ And let me tell you, it’s a *trip*. You know how sometimes you watch a film and afterward you’re like, ‘What was that even about?’ This movie takes that feeling and builds an entire cinematic universe around it. The cinematography was… well, I assume it was stunningly absent, quite the artistic choice. The performances were incredibly subtle, almost as if the actors weren’t there, truly elevating ‘method acting.’
The plot points were so intricately woven into the fabric of non-existence, I spent the entire runtime trying to piece together what exactly I was watching, or not watching. Was it a profound commentary on the fleeting nature of memory? A minimalist masterpiece about the void? Or did the person who assigned this just forget to type in the title? Either way, I’m left with more questions than answers, and an unsettling urge to review an empty screen. Five stars for existential dread, zero for a title.
Everything Everywhere All At Once
Okay, so I went into Everything Everywhere All At Once expecting… well, *something*. What I got was a full-frontal assault on my brain cells, in the best possible way. Imagine trying to file your taxes while simultaneously experiencing every possible universe where you have hot dog fingers, a rock for a parent, or become a martial arts master because you sniffed a dirty sock. It’s like someone gave a toddler access to a multiverse machine and a bag of Adderall, then told them to write a love letter to their family. My brain is still recovering, and I’m pretty sure I saw a googly eye on my coffee mug this morning. Seriously, just watch it. But maybe stretch beforehand; your mind will do some heavy lifting, and you might accidentally develop a penchant for fanny pack-fu.
Inside Out 2
Okay, so *Inside Out 2* just dropped, and my brain officially feels like a mosh pit. Remember when Riley just had Joy and Sadness? Cute. Now she’s a teenager, and suddenly there’s an entire *squad* of new emotions trying to run the show. Anxiety (Maya Hawke, perfectly neurotic) basically took over my own brain’s control panel, whispering, ‘Did you remember to lock the door? Are you sure you turned off the stove? What if you forgot your keys *and* your wallet?’ It’s hilarious because it’s painfully accurate. Poor old Joy and the gang are completely out of their depth, trying to wrangle this hormonal roller coaster. Seriously, this movie is like a therapy session disguised as a Pixar film, but way funnier. Expect to laugh, wince in recognition, and maybe even develop a new, unsolicited anxiety about whether your inner core memories are properly archived. Go see it – your inner teen (and current overwhelmed adult) will thank you.
Squid game 2
Squid Game Season 2
What a great start of the new year
I'm on the third episode and thus far it's excellent. Felt I had to leave a review as I'm 3 episodes in and loving it. 100% does not deserve so many low reviews. If I went by reviews I would never watch anything. IGNORE REVIEWS, PEOPLE LIKE A WINGE, DEFO WORTH A WATCH. Atmospheric, gritty and right up my street. Cheers If the premise is appealing to you, do not be dissuaded from giving the show a chance. It's certainly violent but I do believe it's an accurate portrayal of what the time would have been for many. Great characters, beautiful cinema photography, with a complex, yet unconvoluted story.
20 Days Ago
Gritty and brutal take on the American West
I loved American Primeval even more than I thought I would. It's a brutal and gritty take on how the American West was started. First of all I love this genre, second I love Peter Berg (Lone Survivor, Friday Night Lights, The Kingdom, Patriots Day, Hancock, etc) and lastly it has an amazing cast starring Taylor Kitsch, Betty Gilpin, Jai Courtney, Dane DeHaan, Shea Whigham, etc. On top of all that it was also beautifully shot, the cinematography was amazing. This is a hard watch but a great one. My brother and I binged all 6 episodes in one day, that's how good this show was. If you're a fan of Westerns (and even if you're not) the give this series a chance...you won't be disappointed.
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22 Days Ago
Terrific
American Primeval is one of the better shows I've seen in the last year and I've seen some terrific shows so that's saying something. This miniseries shows how shockingly cruel and violent the West really was. I have to warn you that there are some really violent and gory scenes so if that bothers you then this show might not be for you. It has several different plots to follow but all of them are captivating. It doesn't shy away from how ugly and savage people were for their desire to get land. I know the year just started but this is still going to end up being on most peoples best of the year list. I was entertained from the very first episode to the last and can't recommend this show enough.
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22 Days Ago
Brutal & Brilliant
Similar vibe to The English (2022). Very well made. Great to have a quality production that's a Netflix original series amongst the mass of mediocre content they pour out so generously. It's violent but that period would have been I imagine, therefore, there's rape, hangings, children killed etc so if that bothers you, then I'd avoid. The tone is immediately bleak as is the prospect of any character being killed at any second. Judging by the lengths people go to with such effort just to stay alive another day, it's a wonder whether they'll have enough cast to fill the six episodes. Needless to say, I like it. 4.5 stars.
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5 Days Ago
Very very good western
Although I am not a huge american western fan, I binge-watched this series over two evenings and enjoyed every minute. It is refreshing to watch a series that does not require much introduction and engages straight away.
The plot is easy to follow and did not involve interminable switches to other characters at key moments or flip back and forth in time.
The acting overall is good and consistent throughout the series and there is good character development.
I looked forward to every episode and was reduced to tears at the end of the series.
I was left looking forwar to season 2 (which I hope will be coming soon).
Highly recommend this series to folk who don't mind a bit of violence in their viewing and want an evening of action and adventure.
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5 Days Ago
American Primeval
American Primeval 2025 Mini Serie
What a great start of the new year
I'm on the third episode and thus far it's excellent. Felt I had to leave a review as I'm 3 episodes in and loving it. 100% does not deserve so many low reviews. If I went by reviews I would never watch anything. IGNORE REVIEWS, PEOPLE LIKE A WINGE, DEFO WORTH A WATCH. Atmospheric, gritty and right up my street. Cheers If the premise is appealing to you, do not be dissuaded from giving the show a chance. It's certainly violent but I do believe it's an accurate portrayal of what the time would have been for many. Great characters, beautiful cinema photography, with a complex, yet unconvoluted story.
20 Days Ago
Gritty and brutal take on the American West
I loved American Primeval even more than I thought I would. It's a brutal and gritty take on how the American West was started. First of all I love this genre, second I love Peter Berg (Lone Survivor, Friday Night Lights, The Kingdom, Patriots Day, Hancock, etc) and lastly it has an amazing cast starring Taylor Kitsch, Betty Gilpin, Jai Courtney, Dane DeHaan, Shea Whigham, etc. On top of all that it was also beautifully shot, the cinematography was amazing. This is a hard watch but a great one. My brother and I binged all 6 episodes in one day, that's how good this show was. If you're a fan of Westerns (and even if you're not) the give this series a chance...you won't be disappointed.
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22 Days Ago
Terrific
American Primeval is one of the better shows I've seen in the last year and I've seen some terrific shows so that's saying something. This miniseries shows how shockingly cruel and violent the West really was. I have to warn you that there are some really violent and gory scenes so if that bothers you then this show might not be for you. It has several different plots to follow but all of them are captivating. It doesn't shy away from how ugly and savage people were for their desire to get land. I know the year just started but this is still going to end up being on most peoples best of the year list. I was entertained from the very first episode to the last and can't recommend this show enough.
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22 Days Ago
Brutal & Brilliant
Similar vibe to The English (2022). Very well made. Great to have a quality production that's a Netflix original series amongst the mass of mediocre content they pour out so generously. It's violent but that period would have been I imagine, therefore, there's rape, hangings, children killed etc so if that bothers you, then I'd avoid. The tone is immediately bleak as is the prospect of any character being killed at any second. Judging by the lengths people go to with such effort just to stay alive another day, it's a wonder whether they'll have enough cast to fill the six episodes. Needless to say, I like it. 4.5 stars.
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5 Days Ago
Very very good western
Although I am not a huge american western fan, I binge-watched this series over two evenings and enjoyed every minute. It is refreshing to watch a series that does not require much introduction and engages straight away.
The plot is easy to follow and did not involve interminable switches to other characters at key moments or flip back and forth in time.
The acting overall is good and consistent throughout the series and there is good character development.
I looked forward to every episode and was reduced to tears at the end of the series.
I was left looking forwar to season 2 (which I hope will be coming soon).
Highly recommend this series to folk who don't mind a bit of violence in their viewing and want an evening of action and adventure.
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5 Days Ago
